New and Improved National Pledge of S’pore (Singapore)
We the Sporeans of Spore
Pledge ourselves as one united fungus
Regardless of stalk height, colour, or poison-level,
To build a moist and humid society
Based on leeching and parasitism
So as to achieve mouldiness, multiplicity and runny noses for our nation.
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Original here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singapore_National_Pledge
